Ministers Jokes / Recent Jokes
Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training.
Among the speakers were many well known motivational speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!"
The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech which, went over well.
About a week later one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It seemed a bit foggy to him this morning.
Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!"
His congregation sat shocked. After standing there for almost 10 more...
Three ministers and their wives discovered that their vacations were all at the same time, so to save money, they decided to rent an RV and travel together. But on the second day out, they were in a terrible accident, and all six were killed. They came to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and were greeted by St. Peter. "I know you are all men of the cloth," said St. Peter, "but as a matter of protocol I need to look up your records." He punched a few keys on his computer and studied the screen. He looked at the first minister's record, and grimly shook his head. "I'm sorry. Our files say you lusted after alcohol, and though you never drank any, lust is just as bad as the deed itself. It says here your lust was so strong that you wouldn't get married until you met a woman named Sherry." Poof, the minister and his wife were banished to Hell. He checked the next minister's record. Again he shook his head and said, "I'm sorry. Our files say you lusted after more...
A Catholic and a Protestant church were located directly across the street from each other. In spite of their religious differences, the Catholic priests and the Protestant ministers were on friendly terms.
Accordingly, they invited each other to feel free to drop in at any time to view their respective church services. While conducting services one Sunday, one of the Catholic priests glanced up and saw that three Protestant ministers had chosen that occasion to attend services.
Because all the pews were filled, they were standing at the rear of the church. In an effort to treat his guests as courteously as possible, the priest called an altar boy to his side and whispered in his ear, "Three chairs for the Protestants."
The altar boy promptly spun around, faced the congregation and said in a loud voice, "Three cheers for the Protestants!"