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An editor once wrote:' Don't be surprised if you find mistakes in this editorial newsletter. We print something for everyone. And some people are always looking for mistakes.'
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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? WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
? WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
? WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong
? WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
? WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
? WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware
? WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
? WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
? WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
? WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB
? WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
? WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
? WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
? WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
? WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our more...
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes.
•WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
•WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
•WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
•WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong
•WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
•WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
•WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware
•WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
•WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
•WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
•WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB
•WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
•WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
•WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
•WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
•WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our more...
On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right, ” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of another? ”
“Absolutely not! ” replied the pastor, disappointed that Frank would even ask such a question.
“In that case, ” said the young man, “I wonder if you’d consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July. ”