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A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.
The doctor says, "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.
The mathematician says, "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife, you can do some mathematics.

An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The accountant said, "I like both."
"Both?"
The accountant replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said that he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed spending time with this mistress, because of the passion and the mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?"
Engineer: "Yeah, if you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you're spending time with the other woman and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said, "I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said, "I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery I found there.

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of
having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a
divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."
The doctor says, "It is better to have a wife because the sense of security
lowers your stress and is good for your health."
The mathematician says, "You are both wrong. It is best to have both so that
when the wife thinks you are with the mistress and the mistress thinks you are
with your wife - you can do some mathematics."

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.
The doctor says, "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.
The mathematician says, "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife, you can do some mathematics.

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.The doctor says, "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.The mathematician says, "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife, you can do some mathematics.