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A family in Southern India was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from USA. It was sent by one of the daughters. The corpse was tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows:
Dear brothers and sisters,
I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral
home in Andhra. Sorry, I could not come along, as all of my paid leave has been consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 5 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Amma's feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Mohan. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and the others for my nephews. Just istribute them among more...

Mohan: "i am thinking of going to america. How much will it cost?" fundu: "not even a rupee." mohan: "why is that so?"
Fundu:" well, thinking does not cost any money!"

Teacher: Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Student: There were 4 BEST friends.

Rohan: Mohan, do you know the difference between a discovery and an invention?
Mohan: No.
Rohan: I'll tell you. It is simple
My father discovered my mother and they both invented me.

Once there were 2 brothers mohan & rohan. rohan: how do you like me playing the piano. mohan: you are fit to be on t. v. Rohan: do you think im so good mohan: no, so that i can switch off the t. v.