Mole Jokes / Recent Jokes

so there are these three moles in there home. the family outside is having breakfast.the first mole sticks his head out and says mmmmmm i smell pancakes. the second one sticks his head out an says mmmmm i smell bacon so the third one puts his head between them and says wow all i smell is mollasis(mole asses)

A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!" The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!" The baby mole tried to poke his head out of the hole but couldn't get passed the two bigger moles.Finally giving up, he said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."

A daddy, mommy and baby mole are in their hole relaxing
one morning when the daddy mole sticks his head out of
the hole and says, "I smell pancakes". The mommy mole sticks her head out the tiny hole and says,
"I smell pancakes too...pancakes with maple syrup! Baby
mole come smell the pancakes with maple syrup". The baby mole sticks his head upwards to get to the hole
and exclaims "I cant smell anything but molasses"