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There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell sausage.
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said “Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes. ”
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn’t because of the two bigger moles.
The baby mole said, “The only thing I can smell is molasses! ”

Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, "What a beautiful morning! I think I smell sauage and pancakes!"
Mama mole sticks her head out of the mole hole and said "I agree with you Papa, it is a truly nice morning. And, I smell maple syrup too."
Baby mole could not get his little head out of the mole hole and all he could smell was molasses!

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage." The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes." The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles................ Are you ready for this?: )............ The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"

...and decided to see what Farmer Smith was making for breakfast. Papa mole stuck his nose out of the burrow and said, "I smell sausages."Mama mole squeezed in beside Papa mole and sniffed the air and said, "I smell pancakes"Baby mole tried to get up to the surface but the other two moles were blocking the way."All I smell," he said sniffing the air, "is molasses."

There was a mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole who lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
Early one morning, the papa mole stuck his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausages."
The mama mole then stuck her head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes."
The baby mole tried and tried to reach his head out of the hole but couldn't because the two bigger moles were in the way.
Becoming frustrated, the baby mole mumbled, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage.
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.
The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"What type of bra?" asked the clerk."Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?""Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.Confused, the man asked what the types were.The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills." Military
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