Mongolian Jokes

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and doe not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tell the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc".
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there is no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis".
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".
The doctor replies: more...

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While there he's quite sexually
promiscuous and takes no precautions. A week after arriving back home in the
States, he awakes one morning to find his privates covered with bright green
and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor. The
doctor has never seen anything like it and orders tests. He tells the man to
return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later
and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted what's
known as Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of in the States.
We know very little about it." The man looks a little relieved and says,
"Well, okay, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor
answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate
your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Oh no! I want a second opinion!". The more...