Morron Jokes / Recent Jokes

Morron Sees Lot Of Guys Running On The Highway. Asks A Bystander As To Why Are The Guys Doing What They Are Doing.
Bystander: A Marathon Race Is Going On.
Morron: What Do They Get From That?
Bystander: The Winner Will Get A Prize.
Morron: Then Why Are The Others Running?

Once Morron entered a cybercafe to check his mails. It was crowded so he had to wait. As he waited he saw a man checking his mails. He stood behind him and watched. The man typed his password and was waiting when morron cried out "Yes yes I know your password. I can read your mails now.
"Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it".
Morron replied " Five stars."

Once, morron met a girl. the girl asked to him that why don't you marry me. morron said my family members not allow me. by the way' who all are in your family, morron say's my wife and my five kids.

One day morron was talking with his friend....... Morron: we have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: is it! Why? Morron: we have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.

One day morron and banta were sleeping. There were lots of mosquitos. morron told banta to close the lights so that the mosquitos would not be able to see them. then banta saw a firefly and said "now the mosquitos are looking for us with torches"

Morron - I Am Planning To Go On The Sun.
Dumbo - Don't You Think That It Will Be Hot?
Morron - Doesn't Matters, I Will Go At Night.

One Day Morron Meets Banta And Says' You Know What My Son Got Admission In Medical College.' Then Banta Says' It's Good', & Then Banta Asks' What Is He Studying In The Medical College?'.
Morron Replyies: ' No He Is Not Studying But Every One Else Is Studying Him'.