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What's President Clinton's favorite movie?
Free Willy

Santa: Today Is Sunday & I Wanna Enjoy, So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For You And Your Parents.

After seeing footage from the new movie "The Lion King," I want to dedicate a movie to Bill Clinton. I'd like to call it "The Lion President."

Mel Gibson is preparing for his role as Iraqi leader, Saddam Hussein, in the Lifetime Movie, "No Bombs for Bagdad". "A heart wrentching story of a man and his love of F^%king with the U.S' head"

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make the question a little harder, "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, "About 1, 500." "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "How'd the meeting go?" asks the first guy.

"It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million."

"Fabulous," says the guy by the pool.

"There's just one catch," his partner warns.

"What's the catch?"

"We have to put up ten thousand in cash".

Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.