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Mum, theres a man at the door collecting for the Old Folks Home. Shall I give him Grandma?

A kid says to his Mum.
KID "Where do babys come from??????"
Mum "Babys come from stalks"
KID "Well who fucks the Stalk?????"

This is a true story happened in 1988, My mum had to help her friend of hers who was living out of the island to get her pension arrears. The good clerk at the pension department told my mum to get a layers letter saying that the pensioner is living, and she did so. But yet he refused to pay for 1987 on inquiering why he told that they need another letter saying that she was living in 1987. So finally my mum did get the second letter and got the pension.

Little Johnny is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and Little Johnny and his mum go off to the big top. Little Johnny sits there and enjoys the lions and the tigers and the jugglers and the trapeze artists, and finally out comes little Johnny's favourites, the clowns.

Johnny is loving the clowns and their humorous japes until one of the clowns comes up to him and says, "Little boy are you the front end of an ass?" "No," replies little Johnny. "Are you the rear end of an ass?" "No," replies little Johnny again. "In that case," says the clown, "you must be no end of an ass." Little Johnny is distraught and he runs out of the circus and all the way home in tears.

When his mum catches up with him she says, "Little Johnny don't worry, your Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, is coming to stay more...