Munna Jokes / Recent Jokes

Munna bhai: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Circuit: Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?

MAMU: B. A.

MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.

ENGLISHMAN:
What is this?

CIRCUIT:
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.

ENGLISHMAN:
What is this?

CIRCUIT:
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks. ..

ENGLISHMAN:
What is that?

CIRCUIT:
Air India

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B. A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?