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"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull."

"That's a shame." said his friend, "How did it happen?"

"She wouldn't eat the fucking mushrooms!"

"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend, "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the fucking mushrooms!"

"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and Ill never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "Thats a shame." said his friend, "How did it happen?" "She wouldnt eat the mushrooms!"

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don''t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I''m almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn''t eat the mushrooms."

Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.
Jim: What happened to your first three wives? Joe: They all died, Jim.
Jim: How did that happen? Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.
Jim: How terrible! And your second? Joe: She ate poison mushrooms.
Jim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too? Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.
Jim: I see, an accident. Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.

Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.Jim: What happened to your first three wives? Joe: They all died, Jim.Jim: How did that happen? Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.Jim: How terrible! And your second? Joe: She ate poison mushrooms.Jim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too? Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.Jim: I see, an accident. Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.

Banto's husband died after six months of marriage: The post-mortem report declared that he had died of eating poisoned mushrooms.
Some months later Banto got married again. Alas! A few months later the second husband died too.
The post-mortem report declared that he had died of eating poisoned mushrooms.
Poor Banto! She had to get married again.
After almost a year the third husband died!
He died of head injuries, because he refused to eat poisoned mushrooms.