Musicians Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say, "I can do that!"
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
A: Bach in the saddle again.
Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it`s electrified.
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Q: Why don`t they know where Mozart is buried?
A: Because he`s Haydn!
Q: What`s musical and handy in a supermarket?
A: A Chopin Liszt.
Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is more...
Q: How many punk-rock musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one one his forehead.
Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.