Mutual Jokes / Recent Jokes
Two elderly widows were sitting on a park bench watching the people go by.
"You know, Rose," Maude said, "I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they seem to talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. 'Mutual orgasm' here, 'mutual orgasm' there. Tell me, when Fred was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"
Rose pondered the question for a few minutes, shook her head and replied, "No, Maude, I'm sure we had State Farm."
An extensive interview was being conducted on an old couple.
The questions got more and more personal until finally the interviewer asked the man and woman... DO YOU TWO HAVE MUTUAL ORGASAM?
The man and woman look at each other rather puzzled and they both replied: NO... STATE FARM.
What's the difference between a guitar player and a mutual fund?
The mutual fund will eventually mature and start making money.