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THE ORIGINAL HANDBOOK OF FOOTBALL
Do you remember primary school/junior high/high school? Do you remember talking about 'the bases' with your friends?...
Well forget'em! This is **FOOTBALL**. With the all new standardized guide to Football, you can forget any of the previous complications of having to remember what second base was or any of that shit. And you wonder why there is a strike in Baseball and not Football! Quite simply, Baseball is a boring, confusing, and often an ambiguous game especially when trying to compare it to sexual experiences. Whereas Football was invented for the soul purpose of understanding where you and your friends are at. Basically the game of Football is one big sex metaphor. No one has discovered that yet, but as you will soon see, the complications of modern romance are easily solved here, in The Original Handbook of Football!
Okay now for the yard lines.
your 10 yrd ln... holding hands
" 20 yrd ln... hugging
" 30 yrd more...

A black, a hispanic and a WASP were walking along the beach when they saw a bottle sticking out of the sand.
All three grabbed it at once and a genie came out of the bottle and said, "Because of your mutual participation, I will grant each of you one wish. .. what would you like to have?"
The black man indicated he wished everyone of his race would return to Africa and live in mutual peace and harmony.
"Your wish is granted," said the Genie.
The hispanic man said he wished everyone of his race would return to Cuba and Mexico and live in mutual peace and harmony.
"You wish is granted," the Genie said.
"What would you like to have?" the Genie asked the WASP.
"I'll take a Bud Lite," he replied.