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Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo
4832One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.
"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.
"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"
"Well," replied the man...
"I guess a spanking is out of the question?"2011Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.
The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."
The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."Mean Santa
byRickyI yelled at Santa and he gave me a spank and put me in the naughty chair..
15. Virgin or not, time to move little Miss Britney to the
"Naughty" list.
14. Have the elves increase production on those cheesy Xbox
knock-offs.
13. Cancel wrapping paper order -- use those Enron stock
certificates instead.
12. Decide how to respond to Ashcroft's subpoena demanding
information on what foreigners are naughty or nice.
11. Administer nine little Breathalyzer tests.
10. File a flight plan with the FAA -- wouldn't want an F-16
wasting the sleigh.
9. Irradiate all those letters from children -- you can't be too
careful!
8. Remove candy canes from pants pockets during mall photo
sessions -- getting tired of explaining things to the D. A.'s
office.
7. Write letter to self asking for threesome with Mrs. Claus and
Heidi Klum.
6. Finally shave the beard now that the Taliban has fallen.
5. Attend weekly meeting at more...- Add a Useful Link
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