New Orleans Saints Jokes / Recent Jokes
A New Orleans woman, thinking it was a vitamin, accidentally swallowed her Saints earring. And suddenly, Colts fans aren’t so embarrassed.
The once 13-0 Saints have lost two in a row. New Orleans hasn't been this upset since, well, you probably know when.
Russian pole vaulter Yelena Isinbayeva recently set a new world record by clearing 16 feet and 7 1/4 inches. That's a solid foot higher than Ricky Williams.
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity. Peyton", said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in eery window, a New Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question, I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even been in the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's more...