New York Giants Jokes / Recent Jokes

Inspired by the NY Giants win yesterday, Tony Orlando and Dawn announced this morning that they are going to remake their classic hit, "Knock three times" into "Kick three Tynes...if you want to go to the Super Bowl"

The New York Giants are pretty sure they will not lose next week. But only because they're not playing.

A small portion of Times Square was evacuated today due to a suspicious package. The all clear was given after Lawrence Taylor zipped up his pants.

New York Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce is out indefinitely with a strained neck. The former Pro Bowler injured himself looking up at the standings.

A man who reached into his pocket to pay for lunch at a hospital cafeteria in Lafayette accidentally shot himself with the gun in his pocket. The man was then signed to a three-year contract by the New York Giants.

It is better to drop a gun then to shoot yourself with it.

Plaxico Burress has said he'd like to catch on with an NFL team after serving his two-year prison sentence. And if that's not possible, Burress is also open to playing for the Lions. While in prison, Burress plans to stay in football shape, which will be easy with all the football players in prison with him.