Nhs Jokes

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

Q: How many Hell's Angels does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one. But do you really want to hang upside down with a light bulb up your ass for asking??

Q: How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.

Q: How many physiotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.

Q: How many emergency room technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room.

Q: How many NHS hospital staff does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six. One to diagnose the more...