Nobel Jokes / Recent Jokes
By a vote of 5 to 4, the Supreme Court today rescinded Vice President Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize and awarded it to President Bush instead.
Writing for the majority, Chief Justice Roberts stated that "President George W. Bush has done more than any person in the world to demonstrate what an elusive prize peace is."
Nobel laureate biologist Jim Watson apologized "unreservedly" Thursday for stating that black people were "not as intelligent as whites".
Fellow Nobel prize winner Al Gore was appalled by the comments because the committee that awarded him was all "stupid white people".
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing? "The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize. "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize. . . to people who are out standing in their field."
Meanwhile, David Letterman was awarded the Nobel Piece Prize.