Nobel Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing? ”
The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize. ”
“How? ” asks the man, puzzled.
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize. . . to people who are out standing in their field. ”
Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks Herolal, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks Herolal, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
Q: Why did the farmer get a Nobel Prize?
A: He was outstanding in his field!
Q: Why did the cow receive the Nobel Peace Prize?
A: Because it was out standing in its field!
In a speech to hundreds of schoolchildren, Nobel Peace Prize winner, Betty Williams said, "I would love to kill George Bush." One child responded, "If you love it so much, why don't you marry it."