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There Were Three Friends. Nobody, Mad And Brain. One Day Nobody Got Lost. Mad And Brain Went To The Police-Station. Mad Went In
And Brain Waited Outside. Mad Said Nobody Is Lost. Officer Said Are You Mad. Mad Said Yes I Am. Oficer Said Where Is Your Brain?
Waiting Outside
Women should not have children after 35. Really…35 children are enough Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys. After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. Save Your Breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date! I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. I married my wife for her looks… but not the ones she’s been giving me lately! “No one ever says “It’s only a game, ” when their team is winning. ” I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: “CHECKOUT TIME IS 18? “If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? ” “How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America? ” Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was…surrounded by trees and bushes.
Nobody is perfect. Well there was this one fella, but then we killed him.
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following:
"We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida and now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people.
"They live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on big tricycles and wear nametags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed, because it is all right now.
They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool, too, but they all jump up and down in it with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim.
At their gate, there is a dollhouse with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. Then they go cruising in their more...