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Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there for a month, his mother came to visit him (no doubt carrying reinforcements of tatties, salt herring, oatmeal and whisky).

"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.

"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night."

"Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?"

"Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here verra quietly, playing my bagpipes."

Why is Tennis such a noisy game?

Because each player raises a racket.

(Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I`m a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy`s answering machine. If you give me your name and number I`ll... Uh, I`ll post it on the fridge where he`ll see it. Uh... By the way, where did you say you live?

The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.

(Forwarded by an English buddy who lives in Scotland)
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.
After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him (no doubt carrying reinforcements of tatties, salt herring, oatmeal and whiskey).
"How do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.
"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night."
"Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?"
"Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? Thats when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!