OJ Simpson Jokes

O.J. Simpson aquitted for the murder of his ex-wife Nicloe Brown has just written a book.
'If I did it.....I'd write a book about it.'

The book hypothetically describes how the murders would have been committed. Entitled "If I Did It", it will include chapters such as "If the Pope Was Catholic" and "If Bears Shit In The Woods".

When John Mark Karr confessed last week to killing JonBenet Ramsey, John Ramsey issued the following statement: "This day was a long time coming. Patsy and I knew all along that some sicko would one day surface to take credit for killing our daughter, so that the world would never have to know what we've been hiding."

In related news, OJ Simpson has reportedly expressed interest in speaking with John Mark Karr. As has Gary Condit.

O.J. Simpson has written a new book about the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman called, "If I Did It."

His next goal is to write sequels entitled, "If Basketball Players Are Tall" and, "If Water is Wet."

LAS VEGAS - O.J. Simpson again walked free from a Las Vegas jail late Wednesday, hours after Judge Jackie Glass blistered him for "arrogance or ignorance" for breaking bail terms in a robbery case.

A white woman hasn't been this hard on a black man since the last Democratic debate.