Karr Jokes

Confessed killer and creepy pervert, John Mark Karr, may just be a creepy pervert. Authorities are begining to doubt his confession, some have even called it a vain publicity stunt. Questions are begining to surround the case. Questions like, how does a creepy, blue shirt pervert get past the interview for a teaching job? How could he be in Colorado, when his ex-wife, whom he married when she was 16, says he was Alabama. And why do we allow states like Alabama to let 16 year old girls marry creepy, blue shirt perverts.
Even Jon Ramsey, Jonbenet's father expressed his doubts about Karr. "That's funny", said Ramsey, "I don't remember him being there when I was killing our daughter."

Prosecutors abruptly dropped all charges against John Mark Karr in the slaying of JonBenet Ramsey. Charges were dropped both on account of a total lack of evidence and with alibi's provided by Karr's brother and ex-wife. Karr immediatley headed to the local watering hole, excited to use his new pickup line "You ever rape and murder a 6 year old girl? Me either, wanna screw?"

When John Mark Karr confessed last week to killing JonBenet Ramsey, John Ramsey issued the following statement: "This day was a long time coming. Patsy and I knew all along that some sicko would one day surface to take credit for killing our daughter, so that the world would never have to know what we've been hiding."

In related news, OJ Simpson has reportedly expressed interest in speaking with John Mark Karr. As has Gary Condit.

John Mark Karr has been cleared in the 1996 murder of JonBenet Ramsey.
He is now available to star in the next season of "Surreal Life."

JonBenet Ramsey murder suspect John Mark Karr arrived in Los Angeles after being flown business class from Thailand. A regretful Karr said that on reflection, confessing to the crime was probably not worth the double miles.