Ramsey Jokes

Confessed killer and creepy pervert, John Mark Karr, may just be a creepy pervert. Authorities are begining to doubt his confession, some have even called it a vain publicity stunt. Questions are begining to surround the case. Questions like, how does a creepy, blue shirt pervert get past the interview for a teaching job? How could he be in Colorado, when his ex-wife, whom he married when she was 16, says he was Alabama. And why do we allow states like Alabama to let 16 year old girls marry creepy, blue shirt perverts.
Even Jon Ramsey, Jonbenet's father expressed his doubts about Karr. "That's funny", said Ramsey, "I don't remember him being there when I was killing our daughter."

Patsy Ramsey has died of ovarian cancer.
Police in Boulder, Colorado, accused of mishandling Jon-Benet's murder by focusing obsessively on Mrs. Ramsey, have ruled her death a suicide.

As many already know, and as reported on this site, Jon Benet Ramsey's killer has confessed in Bangkok. 42-year old John Mark Karr, has admitted to police that he accidently killed Jon Benet, seemingly ending the 10 year-old mystery. Thai police are being given full credit for capturing the killer. In other news, O.J. has canceled his trip to Thailand.

Prosecutors abruptly dropped all charges against John Mark Karr in the slaying of JonBenet Ramsey. Charges were dropped both on account of a total lack of evidence and with alibi's provided by Karr's brother and ex-wife. Karr immediatley headed to the local watering hole, excited to use his new pickup line "You ever rape and murder a 6 year old girl? Me either, wanna screw?"

When John Mark Karr confessed last week to killing JonBenet Ramsey, John Ramsey issued the following statement: "This day was a long time coming. Patsy and I knew all along that some sicko would one day surface to take credit for killing our daughter, so that the world would never have to know what we've been hiding."

In related news, OJ Simpson has reportedly expressed interest in speaking with John Mark Karr. As has Gary Condit.