Patsy Jokes

Patsy Ramsey has died of ovarian cancer.
Police in Boulder, Colorado, accused of mishandling Jon-Benet's murder by focusing obsessively on Mrs. Ramsey, have ruled her death a suicide.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Patsy!
Patsy who?
Patsy dog on the head, he likes it!

On Saturday, JonBenet Ramsey's mother, Patsy, passed away of ovarian cancer. Her husband, John was at her side when she died, making sure everything went according to plan this time.

Doesn't know key to songs-$10
Doesn't know when to come in-$15
Modulates without informing band-$20
Continues singing in old key after song modulates-$30
Forgets original singer of song-$10
Dances great but sings off key and out of time-$30
Gets off key singing acapella-$200
Stands onstage but doesn't sing harmonies-$30
Sings bad harmonies-$35
Sings harmonies already contributed by band member in song-$40
Stops song halfway through and starts over-$25
Forgets to sing bridge-$20
Forgets words-$20
Sings verses out of order in song-$15
Makes up 4th verse to 3 verse song-$100
Holds words to song while singing onstage-$20
Looks at pager while singing song-$10
Sings consistently flat-$25
Sings consistently sharp-$25
Sings too softly-$5
Just plain ol' CANNOT SING, but buys band a round of drinks - No Charge
Sings "Stand By Your Man" in the key of A-$30
Wants to sing more...

Now that John Mark Karr seems to not be the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey, Friends and Family of the Ramsey's were upset because Patsy Ramsey died of Cancer not knowing who murdered her daughter.
At first I thought, who cares? Then I realized- it is sad that Patsy Ramsey died of Cancer not knowing that she murdered her daughter.