Jonbenet Jokes

Confessed killer and creepy pervert, John Mark Karr, may just be a creepy pervert. Authorities are begining to doubt his confession, some have even called it a vain publicity stunt. Questions are begining to surround the case. Questions like, how does a creepy, blue shirt pervert get past the interview for a teaching job? How could he be in Colorado, when his ex-wife, whom he married when she was 16, says he was Alabama. And why do we allow states like Alabama to let 16 year old girls marry creepy, blue shirt perverts.
Even Jon Ramsey, Jonbenet's father expressed his doubts about Karr. "That's funny", said Ramsey, "I don't remember him being there when I was killing our daughter."

Anna Nicole Smith, in attempting to find out more about her son's death, has hired the same pathologist who consulted in the death investigations of Jonbenet Ramsey and Elvis Presley.
It turns out her son was killed by Jonbenet's parents on Elvis Presley's toilet. (With the candlestick. Am I right?)


PS How about a new "Clue" for modern times? Forget Miss Scarlet and Professor Plum. OJ and Robert Blake. Celebrity Clue is on! They just need to start killing people with some new household items. Blender anyone?

The original DNA from the JonBenet murder case is said to be contaminated... there was sperm all over it.

The arrest of John Karr for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey continues to dominate the news. "It's almost like there's not a war in Iraq," gushed President Bush. "I'm saving that Holloway gal for North Korea."