Oak Jokes

The best time to plant an oak tree is 20 years ago, the next best time is right now!

Then there was the blonde who was desperate for cash. All her bills were due and she was out of checks. So she decided to kidnap a child, and use the ransom money to pay off her debts. To the park she goes. Watching the children play, until she picks out her victim. She grabs the little boy from the swings, and writes a note:
"If you want your little boy leave $10, 000 in a brown paper bag near the old oak tree tomorrow afternoon. Signed - The Blonde."
She tapes the note to the little boy and tells him to go straight home.
The next day, she goes back to the park, and sure enough, there is a brownpaper bag under the old oak tree. She opens the bag and finds $10, 000 and a note:
"I can't believe one blonde could do this to another!"

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10, 000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10, 000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM. Signed, The Blonde." She pinned the note inside the boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Also inside the bag was the following note: "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10, 000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A. M. Signed, The Blonde.
She pinned the note inside the little boy’s jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10, 000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note, “Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another! ”