Octomom Jokes / Recent Jokes

The cow from the Ever-Green-View Farm in eastern Wisconsin has set a new national milk production record.--8,400 gallons of milk in one year. The holstein surpassed the previous record for milk production in one year held by Octomom.

Apparently someone spray painted it yellow and wrote the words ‘School Bus” on the side.

Crews have lowered a 125 ton box to try to contain oil leaking from the site of last month's oil rig explosion. The concrete and steel box measures 14 feet by 24 feet by 40 feet. The last time we heard about a box this big, the octomom had just given birth.

The grandmother of the most recent batch of California octuplets is facing home foreclosure because she is months behind on her morgage. Hey folks, you have eight babies and six other kids. Ever heard of child labor?

...a former boyfriend of the LA woman who gave birth to octuplets is willing to be a father to the 8 children...dick van patten has also volunteered.