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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can definitely see my self in them.

My ex-wife's parents told her she could be anything she wanted to be. So she became a bitch.

Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for the friends in my head.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
He's a little stiff now.