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Why men have a clear conscience?
Because they have never used it!

Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.

Air travel: Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Life is like a cactus.
Around every corner there's another prick.

I think, therefore I'm single.