One-liners Jokes / Recent Jokes

Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK?
FiretrUCK

Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
- G. Gordon Liddy

A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

You know you're ghetto when you carry food stamps in a money clip!