"A weekend wasted isn" joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...