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A man's wife is his better half, but his mistress is his better hole.

What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Homeless.

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.