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: Top 10 Reasons Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive Organ:
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10. Those who have it would be devastated if it
were ever cut off.

9. Those who have it think that those who don't are
somehow inferior.

8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat,
but think it's not worth the fuss that those who
have it make about it.

7. Many of those who don't have it would like to
try it (e-mail envy).

6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it
hard to get any real work done.

5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to
transmit information vital to the survival of the
species. Some people still think that's the
only thing it should be used for, but most folks
today use it for fun most of the time.

4. If you don't apply the appropriate measures,
it can spread viruses.

3. If you use it more...