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A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down the street one day with a mate, when they came across a busking act, an Italian with an organ grinding monkey. Our incipient racist stunned his friend by throwing a couple of bucks into the hat.
"I thought you hated Italians?" was the comment as the friend recovered.
" Yeh, I do. But even I'll admit they're cute when they're little."
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down the street one day with a mate, when they came across a busking act, an Italian with an organ grinding monkey. Our incipient racist stunned his friend by throwing a couple of bucks into the hat."I thought you hated Italians?" was the comment as the friend recovered." Yeh, I do. But even I'll admit they're cute when they're little."
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "How dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I`m going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary`s reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. Yes, Sam?" says Mrs. Sampson. "Ma`am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye." "Very good, Sam. Thank you." Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, it`s clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY more...
A priest who went into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year old church member whom he had not seen for many years. She welcomed him into the parlor. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water and a condom was floating on top of it. Astonished and shocked, he quickly turned away. But after tea curiosity got the best of him and he asked her about it.
'Oh yes,' she said enthusiastically.' While in town last year I found a package on the sidewalk. The directions on the back said' keep wet and put on your organ to prevent disease. And you know, I think it works. I haven't had a cold all winter'
Eleven reasons why e-mail is like a male reproductive organ
Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow
inferior.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's
not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon
psychologists call E-Mail Envy.
It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real
work done.
In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only
thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more
difficult to think coherently.
We attach an importance to it that is far greater than it's actual
size more...
Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class, "Who can tell me which
organ of the human body expands to ten times its usual size when stimulated?"
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way. "Mary,
can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its usual
size when stimulated?"
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question?" she
says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal,
who will have you fired!"
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. He asks the class the
question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. "Yes, Sam?" says Mr. Sampson.
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."
"Very good, Sam. Thank you."
Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to tell you:
First, it's clear that more...