Paintings Jokes / Recent Jokes

During the young painter's showing of his recent works of art, one of the guests had something critical to say about each of his paintings.

Finally, she stopped in a small anteroom and stood staring at an elaborately framed object for several minutes.

"Tell me," she said to the artist, "does this represent one of those loathsome abstract paintings?"

"No, madam," said the artist. "Look a bit closer and you will see that you have discovered the hallway mirror."

A glossary of Medical Terms, and alternate meanings as given by Sardars
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Benign................ What you be after you be eight.
Artery................ The study of paintings.
Bacteria.............. Back door to cafeteria.
Barium................ What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section...... A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan............... Searching for kitty.
Cauterize............. Made eye contact with her.
Colic................. A sheep dog.
Coma.................. A punctuation mark.
D & C................. Where Washington is.
Dilate................ To live long.
Enema................. Not a friend.
Fester................ Quicker than someone else.
Fibula................ A small lie.
Genital............... Non-Jewish person.
G. I. Series........... World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail.............. What you more...