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Sometimes advertisers get it all wrong. Here are some funny examples of advertising campaigns that ended up being entirely inappropriate.
1. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish,
where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea".
2. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron,
into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for
manure. Not too many people had a use for
the "manure stick".
3. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la papa).
4. Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation"
translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave", in Chinese.
5. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the more...

There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

Ram: Papa Papa Our Teacher Is Half Mad Papa: Why Do U Say Like That Ram: Our Teacher Says That Ram Is A Form Of God Whom We Must Pray And Praise. But In Front Of The Whole Class She Makes Me Stand Outside And Insults Me.

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said,' Mmmmm, I smell sausage.'

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said' Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes.'

The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said,' The only thing I can smell is molasses.'

AN AMISH FAMILY GOES TO A MALL FOR THE FIRST TIME. THE MOTHER & DAUGHTER GO ONE WAY, THE FATHER & SON THE OTHER.
THE FATHER & SON COME UPON AN ELEVATOR, WHICH NEITHER HAD EVER SEEN.
WHAT IS THIS, PAPA, THE BOY ASKED?
I DO NOT KNOW, REPLIED THE FATHER.
AT THAT, A FAT UGLY WOMEN STEPPED TO THE DOORS, PRESSED THE BUTTON AND AS IF BY MAGIC, THE DOORS OPENED AND IN WALKED THE FAT, UGLY WOMEN.
THEY WATCHED THE LIGHTS BLINK OVER THE DOORS, 3-4-5-6 AND THEN THEY BLINKED AGAIN, 6-5-4-3 AND THE DOORS OPENED AGAIN, AUTOMATICALLY. AND OUT STEPPED A BEAUTIFUL, WELL ENDOWED GIRL.
WHAT IS THIS THING PAPA, THE BOY ASKED AGAIN?
I DO NOT KNOW MY SON, BUT GO AND FIND YOUR MOTHER !

I heard this one on the radio, offered up by a Cajun cafe owner in Louisiana, so read it with a French Cajun accent... Leetle Jean and heez father lived down on zee bayou. Jean wuz a very strong boy for all of heez ten years of age. One day Jean's papa asked Jean if he wuz zee one who had pooshed their outhouse into zee waters of zee bayou.
"Oh, no, Papa. I deed not do it!" say zee boy.
Now, Jean's papa knew that zee boy had a mean streak, and being zee strong youngun that he wuz, he wuz certain that Jean must have done zee deed.
He says: "Jean, now I really want you to tell me zee truth. Did you tip zee outhouse into zee bayou?"
"Oh, no, Papa. I wouldn't do that!" say leetle Jean.
Then Jean's Papa decides he must somehow win Jean's confidence to tell zee truth. He tells him zee following story.
"Jean, oncest upon a time, our first president, George Washington, wuz a leetle boy jus' like you. One day heez papa asked heem more...

Mama and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand to testify and is asked by the judge, "Do you want to live with Papa Bear?"

"No," Baby Bear replies, "he beats me."

Then the judge asks, "Do you want to live with Mama Bear?"

"No," Baby Bear replies, "she beats me too."

So the Judge says, "Who do you want to live with then?"

Baby Bear replies, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don't beat anybody."