Pappu Jokes / Recent Jokes
Pappu was attending catechism/bible classes. The teacher explained about the ill effects of sins, about burning coals in hell and the blissful life in heaven. Teacher explained further that those who led sinful lives went to hell and those who led sinless lives went to heaven. The teacher then asked "children, those who wish to go to heaven, please raise your hands" All children except pappu raised their hands. Teacher asked pappu "why pappu, you dont want to go to heaven?" Pappu said "no madam; mummy has asked me to come home straightaway after the class"
Teacher: where does god live? Pappu: i think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: why do you say that? Pappu: well, every morning my daddy bangs onThe door and says,' god, are you still in there?'
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
Teacher: "This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Pappu: "Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!"
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Teacher: Pappu, go to the map and find North America.
Pappu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Pappu!