Pappu Jokes / Recent Jokes

Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with "I".

Pappu: I is...

Teacher: No, Pappu. Always say, "I am."

Pappu: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: Can anybody give an example of "coincidence".

Pappu: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time.