Pardon Jokes / Recent Jokes

Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Cant you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"

President Bush officially pardoned the National Thanksgiving Turkey today at the White House. Quite remarkable for someone who sentenced a record number of people to death during his stint as governor of Texas. There he goes showing his compassionate conservative side again.I guess as the terms'subpoena' and'impeachment' get cast around Congress so does'pardon' and'amnesty' in the Executive Branch.

Bill Clinton was in a store purchasing some items for his new office when a stock boy accidentaly bumped into him.
"Pardon me," the stockboy said.
"Okay," Clinton replied, "but it's going to cost you!"

There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop assistant and asked "Could I have a fucketplease?"The assistant asked"Pardon sir?"."Can I have a fucket please?" Replied the man. "Oh you mean a bucket!" The shop assistant replied.The old man said "Yes, that's what I said". So the man paid for hisbucket and went into the antique shop. In the antique shop he went to the cashier and asked -"Can I have a cock please?" The cashier looked very puzzled and asked "Pardon?". The man again asked "Can I have a cock please?" The cashier replied "Oh you mean a clock! - yes certainly sir." So he paid for the clock and walked out of the shop. The next stop was to the bakers. He went to the assistant andasked "Can I have a bum please?" The assistant said "Sorry sir what did you say?". So he more...

Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill." "Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Can't you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"