Paris Jokes / Recent Jokes
"Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."
TRAVELLER'S TALES
IN THE LOBBY OF A MOSCOW HOTEL ACROSS FROM A RUSSIAN ORTHODOX MONASTERY:
"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet
composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday."
IN A HOTEL IN ATHENS:
"Visitors are expected to complain at the officebetween the hours of 9 and 11 a. m. daily."
IN A JAPANESE HOTEL:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
IN A BANGKOK DRY CLEANER'S:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
IN A NORWEGIAN COCKTAIL LOUNGE:
Ladies are requested not to have childrenin the bar.
AT A BUDAPEST ZOO:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have anysuitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
IN THE OFFICE OF A ROMAN DOCTOR:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
IN A CZECHOSLOVAKIAN TOURIST AGENCY:
Take one of our horse-driven citytours. We guarantee no more...
Friend Bob Willoughby finally took his long-dreamed-of trip to la belle France. When he returned, after a two months' visit, we asked him about it.
"Wonderful," he sighed, "especially Paris. My only regret is that I couldn't have made the trip twenty years ago."
"When Paris was really Paris, eh?" we said.
"No," said Bob, a little sadly. "When Willoughby was really Willoughby."
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France, and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intentlystudied the array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustledover to him. "Do you have something in mind?" she asked."I certainly do, ma'am," the American emphatically replied. "That'swhy I want a nice gift."
Soccer star Ronaldo hooked up with Paris Hilton at a Hollywood nightclub. It's very easy to score when there's no opposition.