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In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smartest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. "I think--" "POOF!"

According to the Hong Kong Associated Press, Paris Hilton plans to release a new album. She says her upcoming album will be a mix of reggae, pop, hip hop... and CRAP. The first single will be a reggae song called "Stars Are Blind." Especially the ones that hang out with her.

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie ended their feud, saying that friendship is much more important than not making a fifth season of The Simple Life.
Damn. I was kind of hoping that when they burried the hatchet, it'd be in each other's foreheads.

In celebrity news, Paris Hilton was sentenced to jail yesterday, but she won't begin serving her sentence until June 5th. Apparently, the judge wants all the inmates to have enough time to double-up on their Hepatitis B shot.

Paris Hilton has just been sentenced to serve 45 days in jail for probation violation.


After all these years, someone will finally be giving'prison sex' a bad name.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the salt please!