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This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot.

This continued until he put up the following effective sign:This parking space belongs to the Wizard.. .. Violators will be toad.

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: "Parking for drive-through customers only!" Blonde
Drive Through "The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:
"Parking for drive-through customers only!"

parking lot.
An Florida Orange County sheriff's deputy crashed his car when turning into an adult book store parking lot.
Since it was not a rear-ender there's no joke here.

How are men and parking spaces alike?
Because all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot.
This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard... Violators will be toad!

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.

This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot.This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard... Violators will be toad!