Pas Jokes

Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........ one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been asked.

Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

Q: How many over eager PAs does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!

JUST FAUX FUN"Can you loan me faux dollars? " "What faux? " "To buy faux diamonds." "What do you need with faux diamonds? " "I have sixteen, but I need faux more." "Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds? " "No, just twenty, not twenty-faux. " "You CAN'T be faux real! Besides, I don't have faux dollars." "Thanks faux nothing! ""Why do you REALLY need faux dollars? " "Well, it's faux pas." "And why does pas need faux dollars? " "'Cause Ma SPENT all of his! "

An American was watching a cricket match and happened to speak to a Frenchman.

'Who's the guy with the ball?' he asked.

'Je ne sais pas,' answered the Frenchman.

After the match, they chanced to meet at the bar. Trying to attract the barman's attention, the American said,' What's his name?'

'Je ne sais pas,' said the Frenchman.

'What?' said the American.' Does he do everything around here?'