Passenger Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two guys are driving around town when the driver goes right through a red light.
"Hey, you just ran a red light!" the passenger shouts nervously.
"Take it easy! My brother does it all the time," the driver replies calmly.
They continue on their way and the driver runs another red light.
"You just ran another red light. You're going to get the both of us killed!" screams the passenger, now white as a ghost.
"Relax! My brother does it all the time," the driver says.
As they continue on and are nearing another intersection where the light is green, the driver suddenly hits the brakes and comes to a sudden stop.
Totally confused, the passenger moans, "The light is green, so why are you stopping?"
"Because my brother might be coming!" replies the driver.

Two guys are driving through Alabama, when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The Trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the Trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?"
The trooper says, "You're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's licence, and he's clean. He gives the guy his licence back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the Trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that jerk would've tried that more...

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands."Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain."I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."

While cruising at 36, 000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window.

"Oh no!" he screamed, "One of the engines just blew up!"

Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side.

The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn`t maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants.

Each crew member attached the package to their backs.

"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "Aren`t those more...

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.
The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look friend, don't EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much.
The driver, after gathering himself together replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years!

Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?