Pasty Jokes

Q. Why when a women wakes up in the cold does she find it hard to pee?
A. Have you ever tried to separate a cheese pasty when that's gone cold??

A man walks into a bar and asks the Barman for a pint a lager and a packet of crisps, when the barman served him the man drunks the pint of larger and placies the packet of crisps on his head turns around and walked out of the pub. The same thing happened the following two days. On the third day the barman thought ill catch him out, so in comes the man orders a pint of lager and a packet of crisps, The barman said sorry mate i can serve you the drink but i cant give you any crisps as we have run out! so the man said ok then ill have a cornish pasty instead. He drinks the lager and puts the cornish pasty on his head and turns around and starts to walk out. Just as he gets to the door the barman says why did you put that cornish pasty on your head! The man replies because you've run out of crisps.