Paul McCartney Jokes / Recent Jokes

Former Beatle, Paul McCartney and soon to be ex-wife/ hopscotch enthusiast, Heather Mills have hired the same divorce lawyers that handled the Chuck and Di divorce. McCartney, even offered the former escort a settlement of $50,000,000. He said it was just enough to give her a leg up and back on her foot.

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are splitting up. Sources say McCartney will walk away with most of his fortune, while Mills will hop away with an autographed copy of Wings' greatest hits and a Yoko Ono dartboard.

Britney Spears prevented the loss of any wealth to ex Kevin Federline by having him sign a prenuptual agreement. I never thought I would write this: Britney Spears is more intelligent than Paul McCartney.

 Paul McCartney dedicated a few songs last night which I thought was nice. He sang songs for his pals George Harrison and John Lennon then dedicated My Love to Linda but the song that brought a tear to my eye was a new one he dedicated to Heather "Die you money hungry selfish bitch!"

Billionaire and former member of The Beatles, Paul McCartney, (who did you think I was talking about when I said billionaire and Beatles? Ringo?) is splitting from his wife, Heather Mills.
(Now here comes the hack.) When asked about Paul's fortune, she said she made a great living before Paul as a model and she can go back to modeling... she's thinking of starting a line of designer SHOE (singular), or following her passion for cooking and getting a job at the I-HOP. And there you have it. Primo hack.