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This one is about Santa Singhji... our English lecturer
Santa Singh ji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned, since all his students do very well in exams.
The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires:
Santa Singh: " Bolo bachon GADHA "
Students (in chorous): "GADHA "
Santa Singh: " Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Students (in chorous): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Santa Singh: " Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN "
Students (in chorous): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Santa Singh: " Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "
Students (in chorous): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious. He more...